You Know You Are DONE Being Pregnant When: You refuse to bend over any more. I don't care that the floor is a mess and needs to be swept, or that my kids are now my servants any time I drop anything. Bending over is OUT until this soccer ball disappears from my midsection. Your maternity clothes are too small for you. I feel a draft on my lower belly with half of my maternity shirts now, I'm starting to feel like my 10th grade Chemistry teacher whose shirt slowly rode up above his pot belly at least twice a week. Your body feels like it belongs to senior citizen. I don't think there is a position I can get into without grunting anymore. You are going to the chiropractor three days in a row to try and fix your screwed up SI joint that hasn't allowed you to sleep for a week, and it STILL hurts. You can't gloss over with a simple "good" when people ask how you are feeling. You just grumpily say "don't ask". Every time you look at yourself in ...